Elastic security, our own metrics, and an alert pipeline that can actually reach Discord

Observability was running but could not report anything. This closes that end to end and
makes every piece of it reproducible from the installers instead of from a shell history.

Logs
- Filebeat 9 REMOVED the container input; it refuses the config per container and then runs
  with zero harvesters and no index. Container logs now use filestream + the container parser
  with a stable id each, and add_docker_metadata is told where the id is.
- Every line gets event.dataset, or Kibana's Logs rate chart is one "unknown" bucket.
- Beats pin replicas to 0: a single node cannot place one, so the cluster sat yellow forever.

Security
- xpack.security.enabled=true, because Kibana's Observability apps ask Elasticsearch whether
  the user holds a privilege and that API does not exist when security is off (the
  Infrastructure page failed on every view). Nobody sees a login: Kibana's anonymous provider
  signs every visitor in as one native user, and Caddy + Authentik + DIAG_REQUIRE_GROUP stays
  the only gate. configure.py generates the service passwords, creates the accounts and writes
  a root-only netrc for the deadman; --es-security retries just that step.

Alerting
- A basic licence has no webhook connector (403, Gold+), so Kibana's rules write documents into
  a vanguard-alerts index through the free .index connector and vanguard-alerts.timer delivers
  them to Discord. Alerts are therefore searchable beside the logs that caused them.
- Six rules in observability/kibana-alarms.py: disk and memory below 15% free, bot not running,
  bot unhealthy, recordings stuck over an hour, normalise failures parked. Each repeats every
  12 h while unresolved.
- The deadman watches both halves of that pipeline, since nothing inside the stack can report
  that the stack's own alerting died.

Our own metrics
- bin/vgmetrics.sh counters from the sweep and vgdeband, plus live gauges on dumpd /metrics
  (loopback only, unrouted by Caddy), scraped by Metricbeat. vanguard_media_pending is the
  measured answer to whether normalising keeps up, which was previously only a benchmark guess.
- The sweep now captures ffmpeg's stderr: rc= alone was not diagnosable.
- Its file loop reads a process substitution, not a pipe, or the subshell discards every counter.

Housekeeping
- configure.py --apply installs the media scripts (it never did, so applies left stale binaries),
  creates the alert index, injects an ILM delete phase and runs Kibana's first-run setup.
- The discord-bot container asks the bot about itself via /health rather than probing a port.
- Removed the dead diag landing page: Kibana occupies the root of that host.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>

bin/vgdeband.sh

@@ -11,6 +11,13 @@ ROOT="${MEDIA_ROOT:-/srv/media}"
 vglog() { local lvl="$1"; shift; printf 'ts=%s level=%s component=vgdeband %s\n' "$(date -Is)" "$lvl" "$*"; }
 log() { vglog info "msg=\"$*\""; }
 dur() { ffprobe -v error -show_entries format=duration -of csv=p=0 "$1" 2>/dev/null | cut -d. -f1; }
+# Metrics (LOGGING.md): the same counters the sweep keeps, under component=vgdeband. No-ops if not installed.
+if [[ -r "$(dirname "$0")/vgmetrics.sh" ]]; then
+  VG_MET_COMPONENT=vgdeband
+  . "$(dirname "$0")/vgmetrics.sh" && vgmet_init
+else
+  vgmet_add() { :; }; vgmet_set() { :; }; vgmet_time() { echo 0; }; vgmet_since() { echo 0; }
+fi
 if (( $# )); then files=("$@"); else mapfile -t files < <(find "$ROOT/streams" -mindepth 2 -maxdepth 2 -type f -name '*.mp4' | sort); fi
 for f in "${files[@]}"; do
   side="${f%.*}.json"
@@ -26,19 +33,22 @@ print(d.get("source","none"), 1 if d.get("band_removed") else 0, d.get("timecode
   tmp="$f.part"
   tcargs=(); [[ -n $tc ]] && tcargs=(-timecode "$tc" -write_tmcd 1); [[ -n $ctime ]] && tcargs+=(-metadata "creation_time=$ctime")
   vglog info "event=deband file=\"$f\" width=$w band_rows=$band timecode=\"$tc\""
+  job_t0=$(vgmet_time)
   nice -n 15 ionice -c 3 ffmpeg -nostdin -hide_banner -loglevel error -y -i "$f" \
     -map 0:v:0 -map '0:a?' \
     -c:v libx264 -preset veryfast -crf 18 -maxrate 30M -bufsize 60M -pix_fmt yuv420p -profile:v high -threads "${ENCODE_THREADS:-2}" \
     -vf "crop=iw:ih-${band}:0:0" -fps_mode passthrough -c:a copy \
     "${tcargs[@]}" -movflags +faststart -f mp4 "$tmp"
-  rc=$?; d1=$(dur "$f"); d2=$(dur "$tmp")
+  rc=$?; job_secs=$(vgmet_since "$job_t0"); d1=$(dur "$f"); d2=$(dur "$tmp")
+  vgmet_add "seconds:encode:stream" "$job_secs"
   if (( rc == 0 )) && [[ -n $d1 && -n $d2 ]] && (( d2 >= d1 - 2 && d2 <= d1 + 2 )); then
+    vgmet_add "jobs:encode:done:stream"; vgmet_add deband 1
     mv -f "$tmp" "$f"; chown 1000:1000 "$f" 2>/dev/null
     python3 -c '
 import json,sys; p=sys.argv[1]; d=json.load(open(p)); d["band_rows"]=int(sys.argv[2]); d["band_removed"]=True
 json.dump(d, open(p,"w"))' "$side" "$band"; chown 1000:1000 "$side" 2>/dev/null
     vglog info "event=done file=\"$f\""
   else
-    rm -f "$tmp"; vglog error "event=failed file=\"$f\" rc=$rc src_dur=${d1:-?} out_dur=${d2:-?}" >&2
+    rm -f "$tmp"; vgmet_add "jobs:encode:failed:stream"; vglog error "event=failed file=\"$f\" rc=$rc src_dur=${d1:-?} out_dur=${d2:-?}" >&2
   fi
 done